Ok, I think it's safe to say my husband does NOT read my blog!
Yes, that's right, "romance" was delivered via a huge teddy bear (that really is very soft and cuddly) and a funny Homer Simpson "talking" card expounding the joys of a relationship that allows you to take a whiz with the door open.
The funny thing is, I almost bought the exact same card for him, but opted for a sweet one instead.
I received no professions of undying love or anything like that, but I do have a written promise (in the card) that he will try to improve his aim.
The teddy bear hasn't kicked him out of the bed yet, but he considered it.