My health has been for shit lately, so I chose not to spread my whiny-ness by avoiding the blogging world completely. Here's a survey I ran across regarding the seven deadly sins just to get me back in the swing of things. I can't wait to catch up on my blog reading!
Who did you last get angry with?
seven men who are elected to represent this county...as one body, they are complete idiots who cannot accomplish anything or grasp even the simplest concepts.
What is your weapon of choice?
a knife, preferably a switch blade, but any knife will do
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
damn right, if they have it coming, especially if they have me cornered or hit me first, but I'm a girl, so it's fair...besides if I hit them I figure they have a right to hit me back whether I'm a girl or not
How about the same sex?
only to defend myself, although there was a time I wasn't so patient
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
hmmm...I don't know, probably my Granny but it's been a while. I seem to have a knack for easily angering her because I refuse to buy into her martydom.
What is your pet peeve?
I hate it when people are rude for no reason. I know everyone has bad days, but some people simply do not grasp the concept of polite, much less kind, interaction with their fellow man
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
I used to hold a grudge forever, but I've gotten pretty good at letting them go. I finally realized I was only hurting myself by clinging to the hurt and anger.
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't?
with three dogs and a cat in the house, I should probably vacuum every day but I don't. It's an endless chore.
What is the latest you've ever woken up?
I've been known to sleep all day
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
I had been meaning to call my friend Mike for the last few days, but he ended up calling me today cause he knows I'm slack
What is the last lame excuse that you made?
I didn't cook dinner tonight because the meds had upset my stomach so the menfolk had to fend for themselves
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
quite possibly back in my days as a stoner, but never when I was in my right mind
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning?
I didn't count, but it bought me an extra 45 minutes
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
since I hardly consider whiskey a yuppie beverage, I don't have one...when I do get dragged into a coffee shop, I order coffee, that's right, straight coffee, go figure!
Are you a meat eater?
indeed, I have a special fondness for beef and pork
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
we used to kill a 1/2 gallon quite often, but by myself, I'd say a fifth
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits?
I generally eat one meal a day and snack the rest of the time. I probably should eat a little healthier...and I should really cut out the sodas....alcohol-wise I only tie one on every few months, so I'm good with that
Do you enjoy candy and sweets?
yes indeedy...in fact I will be making some fudge tomorrow :-D
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods?
all the above! lol
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"?
lol, um, no, I'm a glutton, but not that bad!
How many credit cards do you own?
one, and since I've been out of a job for a while it's currently maxed out
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it?
pay off all my bills, pay off the bills of my parents, my granny and my aunt Linda, kick some to my brother and a few choice friends, stash some for the boy's college, use some for my college, stash some away for old age and start a foundation to help support a variety of causes through grants
Would you rather be rich or famous?
rich, who wants the hassle of people nosing into your life because you're famous?
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks?
at this very moment? yes, but I wouldn't stay long
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of?
my son is happy, healthy and has never once doubted that his momma loved him
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?
I think they're probably just proud that I didn't crash and burn or turn out to be a complete loser
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life?
I'd like to accomplish it a lot sooner in life, but it doesn't look like that's going to happen...I want to be a grief and Hospice counselor
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
not when the first place person really deserves it
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
no, in fact, I'm usually the underdog
Have you ever cheated to get a better score?
no, but I did write papers for other people on occasion
What did you do today that you're proud of?
hmmm....I forgave someone who really hurt my feelings without even telling them they had hurt my feelings
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)?
hahahaha....more than I care to remember and for the record, NO, I do NOT want unsolicited pictures of your penis!!! That is NOT a turn on!
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)?
not enough to where I have to worry about running into them on a regular basis, or finding any compromising pics or video on the net
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation?
I am sometimes impressed by the perfect fit of certain jeans on certain people
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice?
eyes, lips, arms and butt...in that order
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons?
no, and sorry but that's not on my wish list
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
um, no, I've been asked if I would consider prostitution though and yes, I turned them down
What item of your friends' would you most want to have for your own?
hmmm...I can't really think of anything at the moment
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?
nobody, everyone's life is a little screwed up
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be?
what's wrong with just being me? I'm ok with that.
Have you ever been cheated on?
yes and it hurts to the quick
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
I wish I could've lost my baby belly, but alas, he's 12 and I still have a pooch...I tell myself it gives me character, lol
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
highly driven motivation
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often?
Do you do the least often?
Is your favorite to act on?
it's a toss up between lust and gluttony, depending on my mood, lol